{"product_id":"battle-dentale","title":"Battle Dentale","description":"\u003cp\u003eWorking as a monster in an evil wizard's dungeon isn't easy. It's dark, damp, and your boss has a habit of turning employees into frogs during annual performance reviews.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eBut perhaps the worst thing is the boredom. Sure, it's exciting when the occasional hero stumbles past and you have a bit of a scuffle. However, most of the time you're just hanging about watching mould grow on the walls.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eDeep in the depths of Hoodez Dungeon, Toothache the Troll and Gumrot the Goblin became fed up of sitting around doing nothing. Borrowing the jaws of a nearby skeleton (asking politely first, of course) and some gems they found in a treasure chest, they invented a fun new game of teeth collecting which made the hours between battling adventurers just fly by.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eIn \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBattle Dentale\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, you play either Gumrot the Goblin or Toothache the Troll, competing to collect the best collection of teeth from a jawbone. Toothache favors the cleaner teeth because they're shiny, while Gumrot likes the decaying ones as the smell reminds them of their mum. Winning requires strategy, efficient decision-making, and sometimes evil moves to sabotage your opponent! To win, gather a more highly valued collection of teeth than the other player.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Loot Hoarder","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53182125900144,"sku":"BAD001","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0973\/3085\/6304\/files\/pic7570143.jpg?v=1768633058","url":"https:\/\/loothoarder.com.au\/products\/battle-dentale","provider":"Loot Hoarder","version":"1.0","type":"link"}