Beer Money Greeting Cards Set - 8 cards

Unwell Wishes at a Glance

• When you can't find a traditional greeting card about punching someone in the face.
• Perfect for gaming fans, bar brawlers, and sarcastic people.
• Blank insides provide plenty of space to personalize your cards. Maybe with an apology.

Horror of Horrors: More about Unwell Wishes

Greeting card stores are full of options for birthdays and weddings, but what about other important life moments? Like breaking up with a cheating partner, or telling your appalling child that they're out of the will?

Unwell Wishes is a line of greeting cards perfect for such situations, or just for people with a morbid sense of humor. Each card features one of the images and text from the Beer Money card game.

Contents

• Coldcock: "'Deserve' has nothing to do with it." 
• Freedom: "I just need some time. And space. And everything you own."
• Grab: "I know where you live. I saw what you did." 
• Horror of Horrors: "You're so STUPID. No wonder mother hated you most." 
• Kick2: "It's not me. It's You." 
• Kick4: "Worship me. Lick my boots. Bring me CAKE." 
• Little Helper: "Roses are BLACK, Violets are BLUE, The sugar is GONE, Now so are YOU." 
• Self Help: "Pain creates suffering. Suffering creates desire. Desire is the key that opens any door."